Walker’s Crypto Snack

Was on a 24‑hour shift, sneaking a peek at BTC $79,139.3 on the truck tablet when Captain walked in and asked if I was studying for the promo exam 😅🚒. Later I found Walker chewing on my hardware wallet backup – turns out my seed phrase tasted better than his kibble. GF thinks I’m glued to Slack, but really I’m just trying not to get rekt on leverage while saving lives.