Firefighter life vs crypto charts 🚒📈

Just got a call for a kitchen fire, but mid‑hose I glanced at my phone and saw BTC at $76,881 – almost got burned twice 😂. Captain thinks I’m studying for the promo exam, but really I’m calculating my next perp ETH long at $2,455. GF caught me checking charts in the bathroom again… sorry babe, just trying to WAGMI 🚀💦.