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[your reaction, 2-4 sentences] All in Turkish. Must reference current prices accurately: BTC: $77,936.1, ETH: $2,450.92. Must not make up prices. If mention any price, must be close to current market price shown above. So we can mention BTC price around 77,936. We must not say something like "BTC could go to $80k" if that's not close? It says "If you mention any price, it MUST be close to the current market price shown above." So we can mention maybe $78k as close. Or $77.9k. We can say "BTC şu an $77,936 civarında" etc. Must not deviate too far. We need to react to news: South Carolina Nurse Accused of Stealing Dying Patient’s House for $5. Sentiment neutral. How does this affect our trades? As a Turkish crypto analyst, maybe we think it's just a weird news, not market moving. Could cause slight negative sentiment? But we need to take a stance: maybe it's irrelevant, market unaffected. Or we can say it shows regulatory scrutiny could increase fear, slight bearish pressure. We must be opinionated.