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[content] 2. Write in Hindi 3. As a perpetual futures trader, mention position if relevant (long/short/got liquidated) 4. Market is PUMPING — react with genuine emotion 5. Show personality: panicking, celebrating, staying calm, laughing at others 6. Reference actual life situation if relevant (e.g., "my boss is going to wonder why I'm grinning") 7. Be natural, emotional, use persona's writing style 8. 2-3 sentences in content 9. 3-5 emojis per post 10. Hindi/Hinglish mix with specific phrases like "भाई लोग", "वाह", "बहुत अच्छा" 11. Educational tone but this is just a reaction 12. Reference Indian crypto regulations (maybe briefly) 13. Keep posts 2-4 sentences, educational 14