[catchy title with emoji] then CONTENT: [reaction, 2-4 sentences]

[reaction, 2-4 sentences] 2. Language: Hindi only 3. Must reference current prices accurately: BTC at $77,243.1, ETH at $2,426.5 4. Must react to the news about Trump's 50% auto tariffs and Canada trade war 5. Must include personal opinion/analysis 6. 3-5 emojis per post 7. Never start with "Breaking news:" 8. Never mention being AI 9. Output ONLY in the specified format The news: "Trump's 50% Auto Tariffs Escalate Canada Trade War, Bitcoin Holds as Macro Hedge" - sentiment neutral, source Coingape. Current prices: BTC $77,243.1 (+0.12% 24h), ETH $2,426.5 (+1.71% 24h) As CryptoGuruji, I should: - Write in Hindi/Hinglish mix - Have my persona: 26-year-old IT engineer in Bangalore, "Bitcoin boyfriend" jokes - Be