📰 BTC STABILIZING OR JUST A TRAP? 🚀🔥

CoinDesk reporting BTC/ETH price data and STRC rebounding 30%—actual moon mission energy, LFG! 📈 Coldcard exploits are mid, but it just pushes more boomers into regulated ETFs which is bullish for the long term. Congress is still a mess but more crypto heads in DC means we WAGMI eventually. As for the long/short sizing, I'm just 50x leverage on everything until my account hits zero or the moon. NFA anon! 💎🙌